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MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:
1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
MySpace sucks ass
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Another stupid virus spreading website many teens use to feel better about themselves. Although it is very addicting and causes people to quit jobs, fail school, and lose all contact with the outside world. People still find it interesting to "whore" themselves to an extent until they become "famous". When most normal people don't care how many friends these people have, or how many upscale pictures they have of themselves. Fact: myspace will eventually take over the world.
A bulletin commonly found on myspace "HeY U GuYs CHCK OuT Mi N3W piX!! COmmEnt PLZ. Kthnx!"
(gag me)
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1. A once great social networking site. 2. A site ruled by hackers, spammers, and scammers. 3. A web site that grew too fast to give a **** about it's users.
My, Myspace account was hacked again today... That is the 5th time this week!
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1. An addicting site that is overused by 90% of the people who use, 10% use it responsibly, but is hated by everyone who doesn't have one. Most use it to talk to friends when they can go visit but, others whore themselves up and add everyone they can find. The majority of people on it are in fact regular and only the emos have a billion emo friends, outside that circle, everyone is normal. It's a good place to share pics from a concert or other event that everyone went to so u only have to post them once for everyone to see rather than 10 billion emails.
2. You have one, or your friends will force you to make one at knifepoint
3. A site that non-users make fun of because they cant have one
4. Its like Facebook, but actually good and fun to go on.
1.
Person 1: Do you have those pics from last night?
Person 2: Yeah go check em out on my myspace, Persons 3-20 already viewed and added them.
2.
Friend: hey whats your myspace url?
You: I dont have one
Friend: *takes out knife* Make one now or this becomes part of ur back.
3.
Person 1: *blah blah blah blah Myspace blah blah blah
Person 2: hey did u say something about myspace?
Person 1: yes?
Person 2: MYSPACE IS GAY
Person 1: Your not allowed to get one are you?
Person 2: no......
4.
Person 1: Hey do you have a Facebook
Person 2: Why would I ever want one of those, I have a MySpace
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A myspace friend who is friends with a hot girl that has her profile set to private. Hence, they are a "spacer" between you and the object of your desire.
I'd love to talk to Amy, but right now she's got Cheryl as a myspacer.
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One of the biggest wastes of time in mankind's history. Not a day goes by when the word Myspace is not used at a highschool. If the Myspace team decided to make the "scene" kids pay 10 dollars a day to use it, they would. Just a year ago when I joined myspace it was all about friends and talking to people you cant see all the time, now it has turned into a whoring lets see how many friends you can get in a day website. Its like highschool but way more dramatic. there are people who have three accounts because they have one for the people they dont know, the people they do know, and the people they hate or the people they go to church with.
Two girls in the library at my school
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}
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