When your dogs head is a specific colour of red and brown and it makes you crangy. The colour looks like a candied or butter pecan.
“Pippa, my little butter pecan.”
The act of ripping someones nipple off, in a non sexual way.
-Did you hear what Daniel did to Joshua? He Scutter Buttered him.
-Oh fuck! Who has the nipple?
When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.
I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.
The best snack for when you cant sleep
Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.
Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels
When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.
Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!
A cave of meat folds that is very accepting of butter.
I want you to destroy my butter cavity
person who THINKS they can play basketball, but really TRASH at any sport.
hey, here come the "butter fam"