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The best snack for when you cant sleep
Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.
Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels
When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.
Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!
A cave of meat folds that is very accepting of butter.
I want you to destroy my butter cavity
person who THINKS they can play basketball, but really TRASH at any sport.
hey, here come the "butter fam"
person who THINKS they can play basketball, but are really TRASH at any sport.
hey, here come the "butter fam"
When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.
Often misheard from the phrase 'battery in your back', butter in your back is a mishearing which can be sexual or great for black people who like red lobster.
Jan: "Yo, Steve said he would put butter in your back Carl"
Steve: " I said battery, not butter but I can put butter in Carls back"
Carl: I'ma call a helpline
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Sharon: I'ma butter the back of this lobster.
Jack: At least boil the little guy with his dignity.