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Mix between the two words "ginger" and "minger" (British slang for disgusting). The way to say it, is by softening the second "g" as much as possible. (This is an offensive expression)
You ginger!!!
(Often used to insult a red-haired person).
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A person with "red" hair (can range from dark red to a light orange), pasty white skin, and freckles.
Contrary to other posts, gingers ALWAYS have very light skin and freckles. Those without are "daywalkers".
Gingers must usually avoid heavy sun exposure, as their low efficiancy melanin skin has a higher risk of sunburns. (The amount of melanin has no effect, it's the efficiancy)
Awareness and mocking of gingers has increased since the airing of southparks "Ginger Kids" episode 912.
People who have the ginger complexion are said to have "gingervitus" Although it's really just a sub ethnicity.
Jim: "Hey why is that kid walking around with an umbrella? It's sunnier than it has been all year!"
Bob: "He has an extreme case of gingervitus, his doctor recomended against heavy sun exposure"
Josh: "Hey look at the new ginger kid!"
Brett: "That's not a ginger, that's a daywalker. He doesn't have pasty white skin or freckleless"
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A person affected by a genetical disease whose symptoms include: an ugly pale skin covered with gross, disgusting stains called "freckles", an extreme sensitivity to sun that causes their epiderm to burn and rot off when exposed to sunlight, and an unusual and monster-like colour of their hair, wich resembles demonic flames and scares off little childrens and nuns.
Other side-effects of this disease are the complete lack of soul, and the habit of eating living kittens or even suck blood from people at night. Roughly 70% of the ginger individuals will die in 1-3 hours when exposed to sun or holy symbols.
There's no cure except for euthanasy, wich is still illegal in many european states tough, where ginger-disease affected individuals are more common due to genetical failure of the caucasian race.
Example 1: Still in the 21st century, genetic diseases affect a large percentile of the population, like diabetes, hemophily, obesity, cancer and gingerism.
Example 2: During middle-ages lepers and gingers were not allowed inside cities, and people shunned contact with them.
Example 3: John has contracted AIDS, proably he was infected by a ginger that sucked his blood off last night.
Example 4: Daitarn III fought against meganoids and gingers.
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aka fear and loathing of day walkers. Soulless beings that wonder the shaded corners of the earth for fear of freckle breakouts; often pass the disease through sneezing, sharing of ice cream, and gary busey. Once given the disease, also known as gingervitus, it is irreversible and causes a life time of shame and social pariah
If blazing red hair, freckles, and pale pasty skin puts you into a blinding rage, you probably are a Gingist practicing Gingerism.
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Gingers are cold hearted, pale skinned, emotionless red heads. They have so many freckles that it is impossible to do 'dot to dot' on their faces. It is not wise to approach a Ginger as they may steal your soul, for every freckle a Ginger possesses, the Ginger has stolen so many souls. By looking into your eyes, the Ginger can choose to steal your soul by activating your 'Ginger genes'. Asians do not have the Ginger gene meaning Asians and Gingers are sworn enemies. The best way to destroy a Ginger is by sunlight. This method works especially well on pure needs rather then daywalkers as Ginger's are the descendants of the first vampires.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has gingervitis
Mom: what do you mean?
Doctor: it turns out your son was dormant the whole time and during puberty his Ginger genes were activated
Mom: what should I do?
Doctor: it's best to stay away from him because he may decide to infect you. I highly recomend you make make his death look like an accident and adopt an Asian because Asians can never be Gingers
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any person with red (orange-coloured) hair. as much as you hate to admit it, they are actual genetic mutants (there is no such thing as the "red haired" gene). if you have a problem with this, instead consider revising the definition of "mutant".
My baby is a ginger; it is a mutant, but i love it nonetheless.
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Gingers are just another way of saying you have red hair and freckles...Blondes are dumb, Gingers have no soul, and brunettes are plain boring. nuff said.
I ama ginger but I have a soul.
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