A bum, a homeless person. Someone that smells awful and dwells in alleys.
"Yo, did you see that Wall Street cat tell that alley mushroom to get a job, right before stabbing him multiple times?!"
(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.
Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?
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when having sexual intercourse, the woman takes a dump. The shit is used as lube. The sloppy mess of cum and shit after sex is the mushroom stew
Wow! Last night was crazy. I made some mushroom stew in this girls ass!
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It's just another word for saying shit if your young and not allowed to cuss. Or your parents think your proper and your actually a fuck up.
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a group of people that consists only on the male persuasion
This party sucks its a total mushroom farm.
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When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket
This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours
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When a male sticks his penis in a rectum and then proceeds to slap the male/female in the face with his penis, leaving a brown spot what looks like a poopie mushroom.
I was pissed at my girlfriend so I stuck my dick in her butt and gave her a poopie mushroom.
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