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The space between a bump in the shirt and an erection.
Did you see that guys mushroom gorge posted all over Instagram?
(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.
Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?
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when having sexual intercourse, the woman takes a dump. The shit is used as lube. The sloppy mess of cum and shit after sex is the mushroom stew
Wow! Last night was crazy. I made some mushroom stew in this girls ass!
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a group of people that consists only on the male persuasion
This party sucks its a total mushroom farm.
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A person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of massive cock. They often love to be ejaculated on.
Kristen couldn't keep her hands out of my pants, I think she's a mushroom menace.
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It's just another word for saying shit if your young and not allowed to cuss. Or your parents think your proper and your actually a fuck up.
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When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket
This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours
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