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A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."
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a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.
Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
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to be in the position of a fetus to remember you when you were in your mother's stomach. The position that reconfort you when you're emo.
To cry in a fetus position like an emo.
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Where one is ranked on the sexual ladder.
yoan is WAY out of my sexual position.. i need to find someone more in my league..
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A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.
Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
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Two extremes which help classify each person, place, thing.
They met Saturday. The man complimented her beautiful face telling her her features were those of classic greek or italian women. She thanked each time he found a different way to say that and did everything within her power to create the most positive first impression by speaking perfectly and looking at him lovingly, which he also complimented her on. When by coincidence her mother, father, and brother entered the supermarket, they saw her talking with the man at a table in the eating area and said hello to the girl but did not approach them. Seeing how unattractive the members of her family initially looked to him turned him off, but over the weekend he fell in love with her, and Monday he realized that he considered external appearances unimportant, and that—thinking twice—the members of the girls family were also unpretentious. So, in time he got to know them and like them. Seeing they were poor, a few weeks later, he invited them to be partners in a new childcare business.
Though most people generally agree on what is positive and what is negative, one individual may interpret a thing to be positive, and a different individual may interpret it to be negative. Do you consider that chain of events to be positive or negative?
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A term used when a harpist uses the A sharp and D sharp pedals on their instrument. This position is when the harpist's legs are most widely apart.
If a harpist keeps their legs in the A# D# position for longer than necessary, it can look very sexually suggestive. It is therefore the harping equivalent of a 'Y shaped coffin'.
Can also be abbreviated to 'A# D#', as well as 'A sharp D sharp position' and 'A sharp D sharp'
"Ew, look at that harpist, she's totally A# D#"
"I'm sorry, but the A# D# position just doesn't work with guys'
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