A life degrading social media created by Satan
Hi I use Facebook and I have no life, just Facebook, only Facebook.
Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it
Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit
Facebook Is Dumb
The old timey version of Instagram. LITERALLY Instas parent app.
Fun fact: Only 1 Jenner ever had facebook.
OMG every person except me in my family has facebook! Eh, there like 50 years old anyway.
A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes
Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?
Person 2: No. It's shit.
A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.
I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!
A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"
I post sex jokes to Facebook because I am bored. -Polish Farmer