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A form of mutual masturbation, in which heavily menstruating woman hangs upside-down while her male partner masturbates her. He catches any falling menstrual blood with his penis, which his partner uses as lubricant to masturbate him.
"Nothing makes my nuts bust, quite like a bloody hazleton."
--Jack Palance
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When you cut off your own dick and then blow through the hold at the head. "Toot! Toot!"
Hey Carl! Why don't you just give yourself a Bloody Trumpet!
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Someone who, 6 days a week, is a devout vegetarian, but when it comes to Sunday Brunch, looks the other way while drinking a Bloody Mary - Bloody Mary's almost always have Worcestershire sauce, which contains fish.
Jenn officially became a Bloody Marytarian Sunday morning after a long night of drinking - even though she's been a vegetarian for 5 years!
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A term used as an exclamation when caught by surprise or also used when one is dumb-founded.
Bloody Buttocks, Watson! Professor Moriarty, has once again eluded us by covering his tracks.
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Bloody Asian is another slang term that is currently being used in Great Britian. It means the same as "What an Asian!" but is somewhat altered to fit the British slang. This saying is to be used when someone does something that a typicall asian would do. Such as act stupid, too smart, or anything else.
John, you are such a Bloody Asian, you can not even drive correctly!
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A bloody Russian is when your girlfriend / wife gets sick of your drunk ass & decides to piss in your vodka, adding a touch of period blood. Blame it on the Grenadine & cherries & make him a nice drink.
wife "Hi honey, had a hard day? Let me make you a nice cocktail."
husband "Yeah bitch, make yourself useful and make me a few."
wife "Sure thing sweety. Extra cherries? I call it a bloody Russian"
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