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It gives people depression.
Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.
Life clutter. A waste of time.
Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.
Instagram, but for old people.
Jimmy? How do I take a picture on the Facebook?
A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.
"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*
A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.
"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."
The old timey version of Instagram. LITERALLY Instas parent app.
Fun fact: Only 1 Jenner ever had facebook.
OMG every person except me in my family has facebook! Eh, there like 50 years old anyway.
A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes
Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?
Person 2: No. It's shit.