rolling oh no's

When you roll over in the morning after a hard night of partying to be disappointed with whose next to you.

guy 1: Man we got so trashed last night!

guy2: Tell me about it, i woke up with the worst rolling oh no's ever. That ugly girl Lisa was sleeping next to me!

Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed

"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"

bitch ass dinner roll

That you're a cool guy/person

Look at that guy, he's such a bitch ass dinner roll

let’s roll punch

While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.

I almost died choking on it, but I did a Let’s Roll Punch on myself and came out of it.

rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

Roll rot

When Ones so fat that items such as food gets wedged in between there fat roles and ferments giving the impression of rotting rolls

That bitch was so fat last nite I smelled her "roll rot" from behind the counter

Cummy Roll

A cummy roll is a designated roll of toilet paper used to tidy up ejaculation juices after male penile emission.

"Where's my cummy roll?"