pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year
Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh
Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb
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A wild and raucous birthday celebration. You do not necessarily need to wear tie-dyed clothing though.
You are normally a suit & tie kind of person and this is the birthday where you let your freak flag fly!
Hippie Birthday Girl now take that aquarium off your head or the fish are going to die!
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When it comes to birthdays, finding the perfect gift can sometimes feel like searching for a needle in a haystack.
But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
we often forget that experiences and memories can be far more valuable than any physical item. Instead of stressing over what to buy,
why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or
tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,
there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.
These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as
they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.
It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures โ just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.
So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but
rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.
Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."
Similar to moment, except refers specifically to birthdays.
May cause you to do things you would not normally do.
I wasn't going to get drunk, but the birthday moment overpowered me!
On your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. If you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. Once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.
Jeff: "hey birthday boy, how many time do you have to birthday bust today?"
Jerry: "only 4 times."
an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.
Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.
birthday douche: *snatches controller*
me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!
birthday douche: no, i wanna play!
me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead
birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!
me: *punches birthday douche in the face*