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The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care-Bear-Stare.
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The vacant expression given when one has either "checked out" or has no recognition of something.
OMG! Stacey it was so embarrassing! We met at a party last weekend, got drunk and had sex. I ran into him in front of the ATM this morning and got the Care Bear Stare from him. He completely didn't recognize me!
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person 1: my Dog just... *Sobs* DIED
Me: I DONT CARE OKAY
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Sending a bag of feces in bag to someone in the mail out of anger or vengeance
I sent a chocolate care package to my ex after i caught her cheating
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Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.
Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.
Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.
Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.
Brian: Huh. Really?
Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.
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To recieve oral sex during the act of playing either Call of Duty MW2 or Call of Duty: Black Ops. Since a Care Package in the game if a gift....so is a blowjob
Johnny was clearly frustrated at his performance on Call of Duty so Nancy gave him an Oklahoma Care Package
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1. An intense stare fueled by an equally intense emotion, e.g. love, hate, lust, concern.
2. An uncharacteristically long and concentrated stare; from the eponymous "Care Bear Stare," a special ability of Care Bears that allows them to shoot light from their belly symbols.
Jack: Hey man, who's that girl over there giving you the Care Bear Stare?
Ray: Oh, shit! That's the girl from the other night. I hit it then split it, and she's been blowing up my phone ever since. Let's dip before she comes over here.
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