Someone one who has nightmares about poo
Had another fecal Freddy last night and now I’m tired
When the fecal matter you're defacating has the consistency of treacle
I really need to eat more fiber, it's impossible to push out all the fecal treacle
A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
fecal grindr is the best grindcore band ever on god cuh
fecal grindr will kick your ass
A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed
Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it
When you have anal sex and reach satisfaction.
Damn bro I had the BEST fecal orgasm last night.