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A discrete way to describe someone who is rude, bitchy, demanding or a douchebag.
The first letter of each word is taken to spell C-U-N-T.
Boss: These reports you gave me are terrible. I don't even know why we keep you here. Have you learned anything in your two years at our firm?
Employee: Yes, I have learned that you're a real C U Next Tuesday.
Or
Who invited Brad, that dudes a C U Next Tuesday...
The best reality tv show ever! Hosted by (tyra banks)
I wonder who's gonna be eliminated next from america's next top model...
A popular TV show in the 80's about Capatin Kizzle, his sidekick Spizzle, and their travels through the galaxy on the Starship Enterprizzle, ridding the world of Borgizzles and Kilingizzles.
Origional line:
"Ramming spizzle, Captain!"
When someone just compulsively makes bitch noises right outside of your door or window or the wall next to your head while you try to sleep. Often on drugs, most likely narcotics and/or alcohol, the infected person will not be able to stop afflicting those within the noise's vicinity until they become tired. Benzos are recommended. Bitch-next-door-disease is not a syndrome, as it has only one symptom; bitchmouth. See also: bitchmouth. Bitchnextdoor disease, or b.n.d.d. , or bein deedee, IS contagious. More dangerously though, it can lead to anxiety and tension in uninfected observers as well as jet-lag syndrome, insomnia, parasomnia,nervousness, and indigestion.
"The neighbor has bitch next door disease, she hasn't stopped yelling in the parking lot for an hour. "
"The hotel room next to mine is infected with bitchnextdoor disease, I wonder if they should quarantine."
1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based
Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case
Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.
1. A condolence used A: When there's a pause from the other person and you need something to say or B: When someone's fishing for sympathy and they just don't deserve it.
A:
Romeo: Man I'm really itchy; I think I got crabs off of that Asian girl...
Macbeth:... You'll know for next time then.
B:
Persephone: UEEN, Those goddamn cops gave me another speeding fine. Look at this. Look.
Calavrado: Well I guess you'll know for next time.