NSS (Next Singer Syndrome)

NSS means 'Next Singer Syndrome' - it is when someone just can't seem to stop him or herself from singing the next part of the song that someone else’ started.

Office comfort room
Cubicle#1: Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be, Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. Well now they know…
Cubible#2: Let it go… let it go… can't hold it back anymore.
Cubicle#1:just cant resist the NSS (Next Singer Syndrome) mate? lol

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C U Next Tuesday

A discrete way to describe someone who is rude, bitchy, demanding or a douchebag.

The first letter of each word is taken to spell C-U-N-T.

Boss: These reports you gave me are terrible. I don't even know why we keep you here. Have you learned anything in your two years at our firm?

Employee: Yes, I have learned that you're a real C U Next Tuesday.

Or

Who invited Brad, that dudes a C U Next Tuesday...

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america's next top model

The best reality tv show ever! Hosted by (tyra banks)

I wonder who's gonna be eliminated next from america's next top model...

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stizzle trizzle: the next generizzle

A popular TV show in the 80's about Capatin Kizzle, his sidekick Spizzle, and their travels through the galaxy on the Starship Enterprizzle, ridding the world of Borgizzles and Kilingizzles.

Origional line:
"Ramming spizzle, Captain!"

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C U Next Tuesday

CUNT

C U Next Tuesday buddy!

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Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based

Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.

You'll know for next time.

1. A condolence used A: When there's a pause from the other person and you need something to say or B: When someone's fishing for sympathy and they just don't deserve it.

A:

Romeo: Man I'm really itchy; I think I got crabs off of that Asian girl...

Macbeth:... You'll know for next time then.

B:

Persephone: UEEN, Those goddamn cops gave me another speeding fine. Look at this. Look.

Calavrado: Well I guess you'll know for next time.