three legged spot n' squat

A sex move where a woman (or man if thats what floats your boat)is in the process of doing squats at the gym and she realizes that she needs a spotter; thats where the man comes in. The man is sitting nude, fully erect on a three legged stool under the woman. Holding the womans ta ta's for support, the man gets ready to enter. When the woman comes down with her squat, the man penetrates, trying not to fall over on account of the three legged stool being wobbly.

The woman should have as little weight as possible when she is doing squats, to speed it up a little.

"Three legged" in this move has a double meaning if you catch my drift.

FREDRICO: "Dude! I three legged spot n' squated this chick at the gym last night!!"
STAVROS: "haHA, nice"

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That's Almost Enough For Fish 'n Chips

1.) A statement used to describe an inadequate sum of money, even if it is a large amount that would more than adequately pay for something.

2.) A statement used to express sarcasm at an absurd notion.

3.) A statement that can describe any amount of anything.

Alternate pronunciation: "You're just short of fish 'n chips!"

That's almost enough for fish 'n chips!

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rise n shine

the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.

After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.

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Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe

A pizza with alfredo sauce and bacon; the perfect topping combo for those who HATE tomato sauce on their pizza!

Person 1: Hey, man. Whatcha want on ya' pizza?
Person 2: Y'know what I want...
P1: Uh... pepperoni?
P2: Ew, no! I don't want no tomato barf on my pizzer!
P1: Okay...how about chicken BBQ?
P2: Nah...
P1: Hmmm...pineapple pizza?
P2: BRUH, WHO DAHEQ EATS PINE-CRAPPLE PIZ-ZCREWUP??!!
P1: *sigh* Touché. Well, what do you want?
P2: Duh, Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe!!
P1: Dude, you're right! Bacon pizza's way better!!

YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD

Something you say when somebody is about to say the hidden part in Infi______.
(THIS IS THE INTERNET, CRY ABOUT IT!)

random person: 1 "I'm going to say the racist song name!"
random person 2: "YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD, THAT'S RACIST!"
random person 1: "Infinigger"

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Steve Booska's Mac N' Cheese

Steve Booska's Mac N' Cheese is the best in the trailer park. Even better than parking brakes and Christmas lights. It is a grand delicacy that everyone should have to try at least once in their life.

You should try Steve Booska's Mac N' Cheese!!

Give Me The D**n Cookie

Can be used when you want to say something random but you don't know what to say

Person 1: (walks up to person 2) Give Me The D**n Cookie
Person 2: WTF
Person 1: (walks away)