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When a man lies on his stomach and the girl humps the back of his head, while giving him a rim job.
The back of my head is almost bald after that Polish 69.
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Rule 69: "If it exists, there is a Cupcakke remix of it"
Referring to the wide range of mashups and remixes done on all forms of media including songs, musical compositions, poetry, commercials, news, cartoons, reality tv scripts, video games soundtracks/ narrations, movie/ serie scripts, youtube content, memes and public announcements utilising excerpt of CupcaKKe songs.
Y/N: Check this out, a Cupcakke remix of into the unknown" 🤣
- No way, really?!!
*Cupcakke- Into My Pussy (Into The Unknown x Spoiled Milk Titties MASHUP*
Y/N: Obviously, You heard of the Rule 69? "If it exists, there is a Cupcakke remix of it". Don't believe? Let me see...
Search: Miki Matsubara Stay With Me CupcaKKe remix
*original miki matsubara - Stay with me (ft. Cupcakke) duet version
- Damn your right 💀
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Not Enough Money For Chicken Nuggets
How Much Money do you have?
69 Cents
Oh you know what that means
I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets
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When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.
I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.
The way parents tell each other they are horny in front of their kids without their kids knowing.
Dad: "Hey Hun, where's the turn off?"
Mom: "Oh mhmm, on highway 69."
Dad: "mhmmm"
Kids: "HUR HUR MOM SAID 69!"
When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
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