A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.
Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!
Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.
Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies
When a woman is throwing up and the husband has (consensual)diarrhea on the woman while singing California Gurls
Hey babe,we can do the caucus fecal dance
When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.
Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.