You'll know for next time.

1. A condolence used A: When there's a pause from the other person and you need something to say or B: When someone's fishing for sympathy and they just don't deserve it.

A:

Romeo: Man I'm really itchy; I think I got crabs off of that Asian girl...

Macbeth:... You'll know for next time then.

B:

Persephone: UEEN, Those goddamn cops gave me another speeding fine. Look at this. Look.

Calavrado: Well I guess you'll know for next time.

See You Next Thursday

write it as if you were writing a text "c u n t"

jim: your such a fucking gay c'ya
dave:See You Next Thursday

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Next level butt touching

Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot makeout sesh.

Tiffany: oh yesterday josh and I were making out and he squeezed my butt!

Lacey: OH GIRL YOU'RE ON SOME NEXT LEVEL BUTT TOUCHING

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See You Next Tuesday

A way to call your friends a cunt in front of other people.

“See you next Tuesday! ”
“See you next Tuesday” she said “don’t call me a cunt!” He replied

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Jet life to the next life

To be on the Jet setter to the day that you die

man ima be jet life to the next life forever man

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catch me in the next town

an expression meaning, find me at the nearest gay club and wait in the bathroom for me.

i was walking down the street in my hot pants and some guy in a car yelled " yo baby catch me in the next town" so i got my condom and went down to the club.

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C U Next Tuesday

You dont wanna call that lady a cunt. So call her a C U Next Tuesday. You want your buddy to know what you really think, tell him that lady is a C U Next Tuesday.

That customer was a C U Next Tuesday.
My ex girlfriend is a C U Next Tuesday.
You are being a C U Next Tuesday.
Will you please stop being a C U Next Tuesday.
School, church, work, family dinner, whenever you feel the need to drop the C-bomb, now you can.

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