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Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"
"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user
"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
Innocent, comedic and abrupt way of stating “what the hec!”
Or a phrase in use when baffled over something abrupt or instantaneous.
“Man your Halo skills need working”
“What the plum dude! Thought you were ‘Mr Nice Guy’, my Halo skills are far from needing any practice.”
So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.
Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.
When your water is rather plummy. Not a good thing.
WHY THIS TASTE LIKE PLUM WATER!?!?
When the situation is just THAT bad that you have to talk like a sports-watching stepdad.
"THE CHIEFS LOST?! Well this is plum shitty."
Dusty Plums are the sweetest of fruit. They are plums that are so ripe the skin is almost splitting. They leave you drenched and sticky but they're delicious on a hot summer day.
They're also the term for a thirst trap video including an attractive person biting into a dusty plum and getting the juice all over themselves. The original Dusty Plum video was posted on Threads in the summer of 2024. The OP bit into a overripe plum and let out a primal growl that left many watchers similarly wet and sticky.
These Dusty Plums have me yearning, dude. I can't handle watching any more of those videos.
A combination of oils, dead skin cells, feces, and semen. Often found in women who don’t wipe their ass properly and have recently received back shots.
Bob: Are you cheating on me? I can feel that plum gum all over my dick!