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fecal fun fest

A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.

Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!

by FecalFun12345 October 2, 2015


fecal freckle

Poop specks on panties

Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.

Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies

by Hezra79 March 30, 2024


Caucus fecal dance

When a woman is throwing up and the husband has (consensual)diarrhea on the woman while singing California Gurls

Hey babe,we can do the caucus fecal dance

by Blueberry salad May 25, 2023


Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

by yummy_thick December 9, 2019


fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024


Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 16, 2008


fecal rumba

The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.

Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.

by shaddarknight June 22, 2011