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Inserting some feces into the top tank of a toilet, similar to how one would place a "2000 flushes blue" cleaning tablet into one. Based on the same logic, you can theoretically enjoy 2000 flushes of poo after implementation.
While water sits in the upper holding tank, it absorbs a number of poo particles until the flush mechanism is triggered, when they travel through the flush valve and are dispersed into the main bowl for enjoyment.
Synonym: Upper Decker
Acronym: 2FP
Suzy, I noticed you're keen on using the 2000 Flushes Poo (2FP) self refreshing toilet system. People at the party just will not stop raving about it!
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flushing high school is a school located in flushing queens . Where a lot of fake 1090 people & fake Latin kings ago . Around flushing it is very dangerous because it’s surrounded by ape niggas who yell “flayooo” all the fucking time .
Girl - I go too flushing high school
Guy - o word so you grimey ?
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Something you SHOULD do in order to avoid clogging your (or someone else's) toilet
wife: Honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.
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Ingesting a copious amount of blue food coloring in order to turn ones fecal matter blue with the intent of upperdecking an unsuspecting person. The result is a "blue water effect" in the toilet bowl similar to that of commercial cleaning products.
Lance downed 2 cups of blue food coloring and in 12 hours he's doing the 2,000 dirty flushes on Jaimies toilet. That bitch will think she's getting a clean bowl.... but she's not. Jaimie is a dumb ass.
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1. after recieving oral sex, the man has intercourse wit the lady. after 3 pumps, he ejaculates. the 3 pumps must be very thorough, and he must be close b4 he engages in sex, or else he wont give it the good ol 3 pumper.
2. after ejaculating, to get rid of after-cum, u give it 3 good pumps, then your clean.
1. "hey you kno that girl sally?"
"yea, i know her, shes sexy!"
"yea, well last night....i gave her the good ol Three Pump Flush"
"you lying bastard!"
2. "No after-cum stains on me, i gave my wang the good ol Three Pump Flush!"
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well cut is a slang term for burying it deep. I took it a bit further for normal men and added flush, the act of beating the girl you got pregnant so badly that she ends up removing the stillborn fetus toilet style. realease the hounds!
yo beavers, whatever happened to that beautiful southern gal azalia?
well, i ended up having to cut, (pause) cut and flush.
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A defication of such magnitude, it requires flushing the toilet twice to get the entire product down the toilet.
It should be noted that all men quietly celebrate taking a 2-Flush Dump.
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