Cunt cake

My girlfriend Heather Tressel

Heather your a beautiful cunt cake

cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.

I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head

I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones

King Cake

When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.

Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!

sand cakes

Cakes made of sand. First appeared in Egypt.

I like sand cakes.

Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party

disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten

Cake hunter

Somebody that hunts for cake. A fatty, an obese person, somebody that puts cake before salad

My aunt Sarah is the biggest cake hunter. Size of her