The Ten Commandments

1. be gay do crime
2. sweater weather
3. they look so pretty it hurts
4. dreamnotfound
5. yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)
6. 66
6. clear phone case
6. cuffed jeans
9. elsa

10. cottage in the woods

“it’s the ten commandments duel”
“number one”

Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

Washington Commanders

Known around the DMV for taking creampies from the Baltimore Ravens. Statistically proven to be the leading cause of suicide amongst the incest population.

Guy from Dundalk: ayyy yeerrr, someone invite the Washington Commanders over to Jimmys Seafood, I’m trying to get this easy nut.

2👍 1👎

buff commander

All the deans and the professors in EOH and Knockando. Tall, smart, handsome and good organizers. Buff commanders are usually born on 2002.

I want that guy, he is such a buff commander grrrr.

Gpe Commander

A based guy who destroyed a lot of the gacha community, good work dude.

Gpe commander is fucking awesome!
(FUCK GACHA LIFE)

war commandeering

a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.

I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."

Commander Soggy

Captain Crunch's arch nemesis, hell bent on making every cereal in the world soggy.

Oh no! It's Commander Soggy! Run!!!!