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To do something correctly, then suddenly when your half-way done you fuck it up bad somehow
To screw something up that was thought to be impossible to screw up
An unbelievably unlucky occurence
Getting in trouble for unnecesary recklessness or blatant mental retardation
Ignoring warrants
Yeah So I was helping to fix the carbourator on my friends Nova, then all of a sudden I pulled a gabriel and drop one of the screws into the engine block, losing it forever.
OH MY GOD!!! He was just supposed to go to the store, get milk and come back! But NO, he had to go and pull a gabriel by somehow getting pulled over for no turn signals and now he needs bail because he pulled another gabriel and never took care of his warrants!!!
So I was a little mad today but only because I pulled a gabriel and locked my keys in my truck. And then I pulled another gabriel by breaking the window on my truck to get my keys when I could have just easily called my parents and asked for the spare they have......
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When a woman is pleasuring her sexual partner and just before the point of climax she proceeds to squeeze the balls very hard until he emits a high pitched Yelp
I didn't realise how annoyed she was until she gave me an angry Gabriel!
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The Man Who Is Out To Destroy Our World And Must be Fought.
bruh: we must fight gabriel alchemilia
second bruh: I think I basically understand what you're saying, you're saying our world is in danger, and we need to fight the man
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wow Gabriel Agreste is such a hottie i’d let him rail me
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A really loveable funny guy. Which is very cute and can make anyone laugh. He could light up the room with one word and makes everyone happy. He can be a the nicest person ever or the meanest person you will ever meet. But always be friends with a Gabriel cause they will make you life better
Gabriel Blanco is the funniest guy you will every met! He’s charming , loving , caring, handsome and daring! He is loyal in relationships and can hold a long term relationship. He is the kind of person to hype a person up when they are feeling down. He is lowkey shy at first when you meet him but once he opens up , he will be your best friend! Once you have him close don’t ever let go because Gabriel Blanco’s are hard to find. His natural habitat is in his room playing fortnite and eating hot Cheetos. He will never talk about his past and won’t talk about his real emotions. He’s a realist and when you ask him anything or ask for advice. Don’t get on his bad side though because when he’s mad he will ignore you and you don’t want that because Gabriel Blanco’s are hard to find<3 Gabriel banco is the best man to have as a boyfriend! He’s also great in bed! Don’t let a Gabriel Blanco slip from your hands
Person 1 "Oh your from denver?"
Person 2 "yeah I am"
Person 1 "Oh you must be Gabriel Mougin than"