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The top tier sillyness, the highest amount of silly a person can be, so silly that their sillyness is incomprehendable such as putting water in milk
Rhea is such a Siwwy Goose all the time
When a male puts his fingers into a female's vagina and begins fingering her, meanwhile he clamps down on her pelvic region with his thumb imitating the bite of a goose.
Tiger Woods gave a mean goose bite to that hooker and now she is limping
A Goose listening to sad xxxtentacion songs through his headphones.
Me: Hey look its an emo goose
Goose: "MOONLIGHT UH MOONLIGHT YUUH"
Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".
Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
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Also known as a cobra chicken, these are some of the most annoying, hostile creatures you will ever encounter. Also they poop everywhere.
Since the dawn of the 21st century the Canada Goose has more frequently been referred to as a cobra chicken.
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When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.
Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.
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*drunk friend
“ the goose is loose tonight”
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