Brushing

A way of masturbating for a guy. Basically when you grab a brush and shove it up your ass and it feels good.

Guy 1: yo dude I just started brushing it feels good

Guy 2: I told you so.

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

Alger brush

An ophthalmological tool used to remove small foreign bodies from a patient's eye.

Ophthalmologist 1: let me just put this Alger brush here.
Ophth- fuck this shit I’m not typing all of that again

With your hair brushed back

Without a care in the world, thinking your slick, thinking you're untouchable, too comfortable

Don't be caught out here slippin' with your hair brushed back.

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

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brushed and ready

Still down to talk after you brushed your teeth

You brushed and ready?

lint brushing

When a person strokes their genitals to calm themselves but not necessarily to induce sexual excitement.

The meeting set unrealistic deadlines so I ended up lint brushing in the bathroom until I could get back to work.