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When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy
No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs
when I male/female orally stimulates a female who has crabs.
Tom enjoyed a wonderful crab dinner last night, one would wonder if she fed him out of spite.
Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.
having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*
When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.
Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.
The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.
Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.
Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.
A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.
Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).
Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.
Man #1: The what?
Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.
Man #1: You're full of shit!
Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.
Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!
Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
An STD you get from priests.
Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.