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The phallic member of said sea creature
Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks
After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.
Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!
A large quantity of mucus sucked into the mouth from the sinus.....
I could hardly breath till I shucked that nasal oyster....
A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.
Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over
"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"
"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"
When someone pools up a bunch of semen in the small of your back. Best served cold.
Cromer couldn't wait to serve Tiffany Oysters Nielsen.
When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.