Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
Other guy:*talking "stupid shit"*
Me:go commit death you little scumbag
The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
Verb
To throw something of value out of the window of a moving vehicle.
Y/N: *throws phone out of a bus*
Friend: wow, committing a cameron? imagine that.
The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.
'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'
I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
Commit Shaming is when a person called Marcel, shames a person called Tim, because the size and amount of commits do not match the work done.
Marcel: Why the fuck did you commit only the title??
Tim: I thought we had to commit more?
Marcel: Yes but not stupid commits like this!!
Marcel has used Commit Shaming, which was very effective.
A way of saying someone has to die in Roblox©. (Gotta love the ©).
"Go commit #######" (suicide is censored by Roblox©) is now "Go commit uninstall life"