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Pretty much the only thing that puts Winter Haven on the map.
A Failure of an Adventure park that was bought out(again) and had a Lego Land built in its place.
Cypress Gardens?.... Oh! You mean Lego Land?
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Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.
Have you seen Jerry's Garden Porn ? It look's so good I can't wait to see his food porn.
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A town outside of Orlando, Florida which consists oo old people and squirrles.
John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"
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When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.
Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.
Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.
Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.
Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
A total Douche bag who likes to talk crap about women he has slept with.
Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.
A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.
Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!
I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!
I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.