rape phone

An emergency call box located on a college campus.

If you're being stalked at night, run to the nearest rape phone.

purr rape

Purr rape is when your cat jumps on you while you sleep, kneading and purring. Will often knead your breast in an attempt to get milk or attention. Evidence includes wet patches on breast region and scratch marks.

I woke up and found myself being purr raped by my cat.

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Rape Lock

One of the easiest and direct ways to pull in a nightclub.

Step one: Approach target
Step two: Dance with target, leading him/her/it to the nearest wall
Step three: Spring both your arms out by her sides clamping the wall in a cobra like action
Step four: Firmly hold the rape lock, making sure there are no escape routes
Step five: You've pulled

Once you feel comfortable with this manoeuvre trying skipping straight to step three

How did you pull that 9 last night Gerry?

Gerry: Rape lock, 60% of the time it works without getting arrested

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Special Raped

Refers to any situation in the Left 4 Dead video game series when a group of 2 or more special infected pick on 1 survivor in a single ambush.

Bill: Son, are you ok!?

Louis: Nah dude, I just got special raped.

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Flatutory Rape

The process of holding one down to fart on them against their will.

I just felt so violated when he sat on top of me and farted. It was pure flatutory rape.

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base rape

The act of destroying or laying seige to an area designated as safe or protected for the opposite team.

An effective, but sometimes scrutinized tactic in Tribes 2 is base raping the opponent by entering their base with a heavy armor and destroying all defenses, generators, and inventory stations available.

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cube rape

The unsought entry of a colleague into your cubical or workspace, usually followed by annoying familial-centric conversation, random fondling of office paraphernalia, or re-telling of "funny" jokes or situations, that are in fact, not.

Pete was befuddled and ashamed when Jim entered the office and proceeded to cube rape him mercilessly, engaging in unwanted verbal intercourse about his kids' weekend Cub Scout trip.

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