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The single sexiest mother fucker of the history of everything. He literally makes women faint with horniness if his name is even mentioned. He is the ultimate minge destroyer and will fuck anyone’s love life up.
“Hey have you seen Charlie Waters recently.”
“Auuhhhha”
“Can u not orgasm now we’re at a make a children’s hospital!”
Another word for coffee.
Especially cheap, burnt bean, low caffeine, coffee.
If I'm gonna get through this meeting, I'm gonna need another cup of dirty water.
a 2-litre soda bottle filled with water and with holes poked on the top, perfect for watering some plants in an apartment with no hose.
Papa please teach me on how to make a apartment watering can.
having sex while youre on the phone and excusing the noise being made with this excuse.
person: hey.
other person: hey... whats that noise?
person: don't mind the noise, just changing the ac water. whats up?
wooosh
CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANGngangang..
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT a metal water bottle WAS LOUD AS FUCK!"
Just a fancy term for making sure the water in a jacuzzi is clean after people fuck in it. Particularly useful on a cruise ship or in a spa where people well you know......
I have to run the Water purifucation system before I close the spa for the night. It's jizz something I do