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Gyte’s Factor

A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)

Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.

George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.

Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.

Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.

by x427 May 26, 2022


Bob Factor

Losing in life. No matter what the subject or how much of a sure thing you think it is you loose. A curse or hex.

I bet on Atlanta to win the Super Bowl and got Bob Factored.

by Glow worm May 11, 2017


fun factor

An experience or thing that has elements of fun in it.

This app has such boring design. Where's the fun factor ?

by simaon July 25, 2017


flab factor

This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend

Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom

Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor

by barnicle20 April 27, 2011


Nick Factor

The act of over engineering something to a magnitude of up to 50%, but no less than 25%.

That hoser Nick applied a Nick Factor again.

by Unknown Hoser July 12, 2018


cougar factor

A measurement of the potential an older woman has for cougar-like behavior. This can increase with age as a woman reaches cougar status.

"Thanks for coming to this bar with me tonight, this really decreases my cougar factor." Older woman to younger woman.

by sabine3212 July 27, 2010


w-factor

W-Factor is when someone has trouble pronouncing words that have the letter W in them or pronouncing words that do not have the letter W in them as having the W sound. Mostly they pronounce R as W.
Just like "Barry Kripke" in TBBT

I have a 'wed' pen.
U cooked 'wice', am i 'wight'?
When ar we starting d 'expewiment?'
W-factors are numerous

by younggawrd October 16, 2018