A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.
"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"
When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
A string of male ejaculate preserved in a freezer to be used at a later time.
My guy Justin has a bunch of frozen ropes in his freezer for future family planning. He’s pretty smart like that. See where some may dispose of a rope in a tube sock, he hides them under boxes of Eggo Waffles.
Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo
I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night
Term: Frozen Pussy Juice
Part of Speech: Noun
A slang expression used to describe the state of extreme coldness or frostiness that can be experienced in a woman's genital region, particularly during chilly weather conditions.
Abbreviation: FPJ
Example Usage:
Person A: "Man, it's freezing outside!"
Person B: "Tell me about it. I went on a date last night, and her place was like an icebox. I thought I was gonna encounter some frozen pussy juice!"
After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”
A 'Frozen Asian' is the type of person that encapsulates a typical racial stereo type of being a sidekick asian person. He comes across shy and naive, but beware, these are the most deceiving people to come around in the podcast sphere. Typically, these 'Frozen Asians' will go under other pseudonyms to not gain to much notoriety.
Hey, did you see Frozen Asian on Arr Oh Tea Sea? I can't believe he hasn't shaved in 3 months because all I see is peach fuzz.
Don't retweet him so much, he's causing a riff between the hosts