freezen frozen

When it is very cold outside

It's so cold outside I'm freezen frozen

frozen nerd

A really white stripper

Wow look at that frozen nerd over there🤤

frozen mule

when a girl doesn't have a hot ass.

dave: did You see emilys arse?
craig: yeah man, I thought they were a frozen mule but I guess I thought wrong.
emily: 🔥🐴

frozen peas

Something i say instead of "cool beans," because I'm edgy, distant, and misunderstood.

"Father, I do not necessarily feel like an aardvark."

"That's frozen peas, son."

frozen felice

Using a frozen hotdog to stop rectal bleeding...

Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”

Frozen Gelicen

When you put cold water fish in cold water before they adjust the temperature.

No, don’t put that fish in that cold water, it’ll get frozen gelicen

frozen finger

The act of playing "stink finger" outside in freezing cold weather.

"it's snowing, let's go play frozen finger"