I own a horse

A very exquisite and effective way to ward off sexual predators or disgusting people, used on the internet, more specifically on omegle.

(on omegle)
A:"asl"
B:"I own a horse."
A:*disconnects from the chat*

(random shady chatroom)
A: I want to cyber with you regardless of your age and I won't leave you alone.
B: I own a horse.
A:*A leaves chat room*

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443 Owned in the Face

A general term used for excessive blocks/restrictions on internet access.

The term derives from port 443, the HTTPS or "secure" port. Often times, students at schools or employees under a restrictive firewall would bypass web filters by using port 443 instead of 80 (standard HTTP). Once this caught on, administrators across the world started blocking port 443 on their restricted networks, leading to "443 owned in the face."

Jill: "Crap, I can't get to my email. But maybe if I try it through the secure port..."

*ACCESS DENIED!*

Random Guy: "443 owned in the face!"

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suck your own

1- means to suck ones own dick.
2- An insult

cock- your gay.
dick- fuck you bitch!
cock- go suck your own!

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It's for your own good

Thing mostly said by an adult/parent

To justify controlling something that you percieve as wrong in your life because they want it that way.
Usually it is NOT for your own good, but just because they must force their will upon you.

Girl: what the hell, why are you not letting me talk to my friends

Mom: because they are giving you wrong ideas, it's for your own good

Girl: yeah right

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A Leek of Their Own Burger

A burger that comes with leeks

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the A Leek of Their Own Burger, you should try it!"

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Own Goal

When shooting your load whilst masturbating, accidentally getting a portion of sperm in your mouth.

Gareth: What'd you get up to last night man?
Damo: Bro, had the house to myself so I decided to polish one off and dammit I had an Own Goal.
Gareth: Great story mate.

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Legend Of Their Own Lunchtime

A person who thinks very highly of themselves, for no apparent reason. They tend to be arrogant and self obsessed, and will usually be found clinging in large groups of ''popular'' people, or the ''in-crowd''. They will copy other people on what they think is ''cool'', and do not have their own unique style in anything whatsoever. However, they tend not to have any true friends, and often use this portrayal of themselves to cover up their insecurity.

Beth: ''Ugh, look at her, swanning around like she owns the place.... Its horrible!"
Lucy: ''Don't worry, everybody knows she's a Legend Of Their Own Lunchtime - no one really likes her!"

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