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Pizza with weed instead of pepperoni
Yo this happy pizza is amazing I feel like fucking and run around naked.
The appearance of one's legs, having fallen from a skateboard or bike onto tarmac.
"Dude, what happened to your legs?!"
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."
filling the ass of your victim with slices of pepperoni, spanking it until its red and sore then sucking out the pepperoni
Dude: she told me to give her a spanish pizza so i loaded her ass with pepproni
Dude 2: holy shit i wish i could give her a spanish pizza
The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.
"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."
The pizza equivalent to "meat sweats." Occurs with excess consumption of pizza and you begin to get very hot and sweat.
Tucker: "Don't eat that much pizza you'll get pizza sweats again."
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"
Not to be confused with Paisas Pizza which is merely ketchup, velveeta, and bologna on a warmed tortilla.
Pieces Pizza is like a hot thicc pawg with her rolls double stuffed.
Yeah that thicc broad, talk about Pieces Pizza. We all would love a slice of that pie.
A Pussy Pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...
Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.
Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.
outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
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