Pokemon Brown

An RPG game, developed by Game Freak and Creatures Inc. in 2002. It is arguably the best game from the 'Pokemon' series to be released on game-boy and game-boy colour.

It was later re-released on the Nintendo DS in 2009, under the name of 'Pokemon Poo-Brown' and was a hit amongst all the youngsters.

Jeffrey: "Man! Did you ever play Pokemon Brown when you were a kid?? It was the sickest!"

Luke: "Yeah man, i used to play it all the time! I heard they're releasing it on DS, its gonna be called Pokemon Poo-Brown! I cant wait till it comes out.."

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pokemon boy

a complete and utter sado that usually likes pokemon but could just be a jonah

damn that pokemon, he aint got cheeseoi

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Full Pokemon

Moaning your own name while having an orgasm.

A: She moaned her full name whIle cumming.
B: She went full Pokemon, dude!

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pokemon enthusiast

weeb.

p1: omg i caught a cyndaquil!!, p2: weeb., p1: i prefer the term, pokemon enthusiast!, p2: ...weeb.

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Walking the Pokemon

1. Taking your Pokemon for a walk in its Pokewalker
2. Synonymous for masturbation

There is a new device with Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver that lets you take your Pokemon with you walking, known as the Pokewalker. It features a lot of Pokemon not found within the games themselves that you can catch, but you have to walk a lot in order to unlock some of the locations. In order to cheat the system, i.e. not walk every where, you have to simulate the walking motion with an analogous motion. Some people hold it in their hand and move their hands up and down in a straight motion, which if observed without noticing the Pokewalker in one's hand, looks quite a bit like a hand gesture for masturbation.

A: In between calls at work, I like walking the Pokemon. Now if you excuse me, I need to go masturbate.

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Pokemon Go!

As many of you know, Pokemon Go was released to the public not too long ago. This illness has had devastating affects on citizens, such as, walking around aimlessly like a demented zombie, disconnection from any contact whatsoever, and worse of all, looking like a total douche bag loser who should get a job at the grocery store instead of chasing around little fucking creatures that aren't actually there for a moments satisfaction. Please, if you know anybody who's fallen sick from this illness, do the humane thing, and put them down immediately.( As painful as possible)

" pokemon Go! is a gps accept with little creatures running around and nintendo's name on it, kinda like normal gps in japan"

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pokemon meal

Going to McDonald's and ordering the happy meal just for the Pokemon toy. You throw away the meal and just keep the toy.

I got a green pokemon when i ordered the pokemon meal at mcdonalds.

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