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Death by falling. Disney villians tend to die from careless falls during the final battle, thus allowing the hero character to win without becoming a killer.
I thought Jake was going to do a Disney death when he fell off that balcony.
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An extremely potent edible that was created by Anarchy edibles. The Stars were made famous by comedians Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt. They hosted a podcast that often included both of them eating multiple Stars while interviewing guests. However, some guests tried a star and would leave them stoned beyond all recognition. Because of this, multiple guests have passed out or walked out during the show because they went too deep into murky waters. Unfortunately, they've since stopped making the Stars. Probably because too many people landed in the ER from eating them!
Joey: These are the Stars of Death. They'll take you deep into murky waters mofo! Here Lee, have another star to balance out your PH.
Lee: I'm already 5 Stars deep, man!?
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A gaze, glare or glower that is meant to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Originated from Sesame Street's Cookie Monster, it is most often portrayed in an image of him with something other than cookies, making quite the angry face.
One of the most common ways to preform the Death Stare is just shooting the glare at someone, but for the most effect, it's best to turn your head S-L-O-W-L-Y and pair the glare with a very prominent exhale. Maybe even some harsh whispering.
A common form of defense used by a Calum, a Vanessa or an Amber.
Random jock: Man, is that your face or did your neck throw up?
You: *Death stare and harsh whisper* Shut... your face...
Random jock: O_O" Alrighty then...
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if you vote for yes, then you are good. If you vote for no, then you are doomed
choice of your fate -life or death - is on you
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Infernal Death is the type of shit you take where when you sit down on the toilet your ass hole explodes and you spray liquid shit all over the bowl. These shits generally last for about 15 to 25 minutes and the whole time you experience a stabbing pain in your stomach. After you have dropped this devastating shit, you will have a sudden appreciation for life.
Guy 1: "Man I'm feeling a liquid shit brewing."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, are you gonna go home and have a firey, infernal death?"
Guy 1: "Yeah probably, I'll send you a snap."
Guy 2: "Fuck that
If a joke or story has been told so many times, it has stopped being funny,and you're tired of it.
- Have you ever heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood?
-Yeah...Done to death I know right.
- I used to like that song ,but now it's been done to death... every singer has made a record of it.
- The television companies have done to death the coverage of the election, I'm sick and tired of it already.
Pornhub oh how you've fallen in one night you had over 6 million videos but then exactly at April 3rd 2:30am you deleted 5 million videos in the span of 2 minutes all because some creedy corporation ratted you out about your actual rape underage porn copyrighted movies and content reposted thousands of times. Millions of people were forced to fondle them selves in google images and other (w e b s i t e s). eventually all that illegal stuff will come back tho. but it will never be the same.
Me: Man I Cant Wait To Jerk Off To My Favorite PornHub Video
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.
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