A life pillar is like a life lesson, except life lessons aren't serious.
Austin: Wow, that's a life lesson right there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.
When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid
"I randomly got a half pillar last night"
"Thats a bummer"
The shaft of the male reproductive organs when it is erect.
Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
The woman couldn't stop imagining about her lover's pillar of justice...
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a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.
My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!
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uhh, there is no examplse. Its just a ship
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A Dilf that fries people with their outstanding abs.
the only solution is you and me becoming pillar dilfs to fry him
A metaphorical description of Greg Oden's penis based on the mythological chair upon which Oden sat and ruled the nine realms of the Norse universe.
Person 1: "Wo! did you check out Oden's Pillar?"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"