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life pillar

A life pillar is like a life lesson, except life lessons aren't serious.

Austin: Wow, that's a life lesson right there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.

by derethebear February 27, 2019


half pillar

When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid

"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"

by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013


Pillar of Justice

The shaft of the male reproductive organs when it is erect.

Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.

The woman couldn't stop imagining about her lover's pillar of justice...

by Zen Thing July 29, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pillar & stones

a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.

My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

308๐Ÿ‘ 384๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pillar of Autumn

Ship in Halo

uhh, there is no examplse. Its just a ship

by nun o' your business. no offense April 13, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


pillar dilf

A Dilf that fries people with their outstanding abs.

the only solution is you and me becoming pillar dilfs to fry him

by TheGreaterJorro October 31, 2021


Oden's pillar

A metaphorical description of Greg Oden's penis based on the mythological chair upon which Oden sat and ruled the nine realms of the Norse universe.

Person 1: "Wo! did you check out Oden's Pillar?"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"

by lynroadskyroad October 4, 2013