Smushed

To be stoned or drunk.

"I was absolutely smushed yesterday"

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smushing

verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.

'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'

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smush

(verb) The act of forcefully shoving the face or head of another individual. Smushing serves as a very offensive blow to the ego (especially if received by a male) and acts as an instigating action for a fight between two or more people.

Person 1 : Did you hear about the fight between G and B??

Person 2: Yeah, After B smushed him, it was on!!

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smushed

to be really, really drunk

omg last night i was so smushed i snogged the dog

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smush

a boy/lad/ex boyfriend who you hate. Used for lads only. Another word for dickhead, wanker etc

I hate im the stupid smush!!

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smush

it's me BITCH
I'm fucking Smush
fat native with long hair who resembles the Seneca legend the flying head and will be a juggalo till my very last breath

"Smush you silly fat skin you remind me of the flying head"
"Damn right"

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[Smush]

slang term for a vagina

I'm gonna kick that bitch in the smush!!

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