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the act of being set upon by an overly agressive sales rep at a mall kiosk peddling the usual trinkets (perfume, trendy toys etc.)
I was walking through the Paramus Park mall minding my own business when I was kiosk ambushed.
A stealthy act of kindness targeting an individual who 'just doesn't believe' that they need any intervention; when, in reality, their face looks like a wrinked, leather prune pit.
Oh snap! It's time for Mom to get the Botox ambush...she just took all of the mirrors out of her house, but WE still have to look at her!
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When television shows you unpleasant images without any warning.
Images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating.
Things that you cannot 'unsee'.
Images of starving animals, random violence or people vomiting are unacceptable forms of Ambush TV.
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When a woman who normally wears clothes that do not show off her fine ass suddenly wears garments that declares surprisingly to the world - baby got back!!! The usual culprits of said ambush are tight jeans, short shirts, and yoga pants
Dang did you see Cynthia last night? That skirt she wore caused a severe case of ambush booty from out of nowhere!!
Similar to a conventional hickey, except the suckee is not aware the sucker is applying suction until it is too late, and the deed has been done. Frequently occurs because the suckee is in the throes of passion and does not notice what is happening. Ambush Hickey may be placed either in a highly visible or hidden location, depending upon the intentions of the sucker.
She was so into what I was doing that she didn't notice the Ambush Hickey I applied to her {cleavage}. The next day she discovered the mark, and she had to wear a turtleneck for the next week.
The equivalent of cock blocking for girls.
I was at a party last night and by friends totally pussy ambushed me, so I couldn't get my groove on.
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As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"
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