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the piss and feces that accidently leaks out of your girlfriends ass after you surprise her during anal sex by urinating in her rectum
damn, jenny, you got dia-peea all over my pillowcase
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TRASHY, MEAN, MUNIPULATIVE PROABLY HAS A POSTER OF JUSTIN BIEBER ON HER WALL. THINKS SHES COOL BUT IS NOT. NO SENSE OF HUMOR REFUSES TO LAUGH. CRIES ABOUT EVERYTHING
"My mom took away my Justin Bieber signed poster" 😭
"Shut up Dia."
"This is why ur trash"
"NO dia come on the therapist is this way."
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Diarrhea in sudden onset ususally taking place in the worst environment possible, and continuing in spasms of unpredictable timing, causing the afflictee to remain on or near a toilet for nearly a day.
Origin: Named after a sweet cat plagued with chronic recurring diarrhea, whose condition prevented true bonding or adoption of any kind.
"Hours after leaving the Tai restaurant, I was on the road when suddenly, I had to pull into the nearest rest-stop to prevent peanut curry sauce from ejecting all over my upholstery. It was the filthiest restroom I'd ever been in, but the dia-Binky was so urgent I was trapped there, sweating and mewling for hours."
to get ur dick wet or your male genital area wet
Rob:Yo i jus got my dia-weh
John:nice bro
A person from Dias Creek, New Jersey. In many instances "cricker" has defined someone of inferior class, unemployed people, farmers, fisherman, anyone living near a creek. A Dias Cricker can be all of those things but a "Dias Cricker" mostly describes someone living in the Dias Creek section of Middle Township, NJ. People from this area come from all walks of life but are known for fishing, watersports, hunting, shooting guns, crabbing, being country bumpkins, surfing, and drugs.
That dude over there is a Dias Cricker, he lives in the Crick.
dia-beetus, also known as "the beetis" is infact not a unique strain of marijuana, but rather the reference to Wilford Brimley's bumblefuck speech impediment, and inability to pronounce the word diabetes. After Wilford Brimley's day-view on liberty medical commercials, "the beetis" spread like an std in a bro-infested frat house over the continental United States. Dia-beetus quickly became a youtube sensation, providing such hits as "rock me diabeetus" and "the funky diabeetus". The Billy Mays of yesteryear, Wilford Brimley's walrus like mustache and comforting hand motions will forever live on in the commercial brakes of late night television, and more importantly in the hearts of the American people.
Man, so fuckin' bummed, i heard kimbo slice may retire because he has dia-beetus, beetus, beetus, dia-dia beeetus.
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A swedish punk/metal band with folk influences that no one outside of Sweden has ever heard of, and that too few people even in Sweden know about. Which is a shame because they are one of the BEST BANDS THAT HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH!!
Guy1: "What are you listening to?"
Guy2: "Dia Psalma!"
Guy1: "Who?!"
*Guy2 to punches Guy1 in the face and kicks him in the balls*
Guy2: "YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY TO HEAR THEIR NAME BEING MENTIONED YOU QUEERBAIT!!!"
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