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when you fuck a girl anally and you make her swallow your balls and dick at the same time after a sweaty night. Then you give her a hot karl and a donkey punch.
Your mom gives good dicks and balls challenges every friday night.
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ya like dick and balls? maybe cock too?
Callmecarson: ya like dick and balls?
Ninja Tyler Blevins: nah, only balls
jschlatt: *is proud*
A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.
gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls
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When you just paid all your bills for the month and don’t have much cash to go out and have fun with.
Man, I really want to go to that concert but i’m outta dick, outta balls til next Thursday .
A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.
NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.
Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!
Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.
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When someone's eye is slightly more closed than the other.
"Yo Abby is mad dick big balls little in that photo."
"When yo dick big but yo balls little."
Mr. Dick n’ Balls is no ordinary man. His family tree is all Dick n’ Balls. He’s a celebrity that’s participated in many movies and is all across the news. He is the man all the women want (probably you too). So remember, if you ever hear Dick n’ Balls you should always be reminded of the legend
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Mr Dick n’ Balls?”
Person 2: “Uh, señor, yo no English.”
Person 1: “Yeah I know, Mr. Dick n’ Balls is an awesome movie celebrity.”
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