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Cheap 5.9 percent alcohol beer that poor college students and frat boys drink. However it tastes better than other ice beers like natty ice and even bud ice to some.
Ted: I ended up fucking Terry last night.
Casey: Oh god that mess. Whyyyy
Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
Ted: ....I know
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Cheap beer, 5.9 percent alcohol volume
Rick}Dude, last night I drank 6 Keystones and was waisted.
Douche BagDude, you're a pussy.
RickKeystone Ice
Douche BagAhh
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A drinking game. Heres the rules:
somebody will challenge you to this game. not accepting the challenge makes you look soft, so its almost never turned down. the challenger will supply you with a keystone light.
1) You must drink a keystone light in under 1 minute, if you go over a minute, you lose.
2) the can cannot touch your lips or face, if it does, you lose.
3) there must be a constant steady flow of keystone pouring out of the can. if the flow stops, you lose.
4) Some spillage is allowed.
5) If you lose, you must give the person who challenged you your hat(if wearing one) AND left shoe. the challenger decides when to give back the hat and shoe, usually its later in the party.
6) If you win, the challenger must give you another keystone light and announce that you "won that keystone!" you are then allowed to announce to your friends that you "won that keystone!"
I played Drink That Keystone and got drenched in beer.
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The name of the weight that someone puts on when they gain weight in college. Similar to beer belly and freshman fifteen.
"Did you see Jennifer at that party? She definitely put on a Keystone Kilo."
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the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit
if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.
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Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.
Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.
Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.
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The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.
I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.
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