Rural Dictionary

Kim Jong Kook

A famous singer in the K-Pop industry. High mosquito voice and awesome body. Can woo any women he wants, but tends to be shy after he gets them. Had a scandal with park ye jin, lee hyori, and yoon eun hye most famously. Can be used to describe a person who's almost perfect.

"Dude, he's such a Kim Jong Kook. I love him!"

by Who done it? January 22, 2010

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kim jong uning

When a man goes on a crazy sex rampage and fucks every female thing that he sees. He impregnates all of them and they all thoroughly enjoy it.

The man is now father of 56 kids and 9 puppies 4 cats and a bird after he went Kim Jong Uning awhile ago.

by FredFred69 August 18, 2014

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Kim Jong Illin It

to go crazy in a fascist North Korean dictatorship style,

"Oh man, did you see Hang Chung at that party? When they messed up his order, he started Kim Jong Illin It at the bar."

by SkwareKneedles December 19, 2011

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kim jong-il

Born Feb. 16, 1942, also known as the "Dear Leader," the dictator of North Korea. Chairman of the National Defence Committee and General Secretary of the Korean Workers' Party.

While his citizens are starving (except in Pyongyang), he drinks cognac, eats lobsters, has 10,000 wines in his cellar, collects Mazda RX-7s, and sleeps with many women (he prefers occidental blondes).

Essentially, a militaristic, immoral, midget (he wears platforms to disguise his stature) worse than Bush and Hussein combined. Believes he can take on Japan and the United States (the two most powerful economies of the world, each with a considerable military). Kidnaps South Korean and Japanese people and trains them as spies. Runs several internment camps for his opponents where they are starved, tortured, and executed publicly.

One way to get him out is to get China to cooperate. Without China, North Korea will be isolated. Except China will not do this because she also dislikes the United States and Japan. What a convenient country is North Korea for China.

Another is to cut all aids and funding. Sure, his people are going to starve, but HE is the principal cause. He will once again blackmail with nuclear weapons. If he uses one on Japan or the United States, that will mark his end anyway.

Final way is to attack. But there is no chance that he can withstand a full-scale attack by the United States, with South Korean and possibly Japanese support. Then he will be forced to use his nuclear weapons. Extreme risk, but a definite way to get rid of this sociopathic imbecile.