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Even when you're bored, Nigel is there.
Nigel and I went to the mall. ( when really, you went alone )
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1. Narly
2. Hitler
3. Hung like a horse
4. Awesome
5. Synical
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Doing 'A Nigel' mean leaving a place, party, town or anywhere without saying goodbye to your close friends.
"Make sure when you move you don't do 'A Nigel'"
"Can't believe He did 'A Nigel' the other night! What a party pooper!"
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A "Nigel" is a wild creature usually asian or black, they are quick witted, strong, smart and quick, also they're sex gods (and heartless)
Girl 1: Wow look at Nigel!
Girl 2: Be careful, he's heartless.
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Nigel is a term used to describe a person who doesn't show up after making plans or uses shifty means to avoid meeting up with friends who were nice enough to invite his/her/it's ungrateful ass to a social event.
He said he'd show up an hour ago. I think that rat bastard is Nigeling us.
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An effect exhibited in overcrowded offices, where nigellated individuals, who are not important enough to have desks, are forced to sit in the gaps between other people's chairs in the office, taking up a portion of the two neighboring desks, and invading the rightful desk space of those persons.
Kev: "Why is that retarded n00b nigel sitting so close to Tom?
Dan: "There are too many people in this office, just look - extensive nigelling in every area, not just next to Tom"
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You are nigelic if and when you are faced with a problem, irregardless of difficulty, and you immediately announce that "this is so easy" to the world. On closer examination you realize that the problem wasn't so easy and your claim to being epitome of intellectualism is a sham.
Man, I showed him a quantum mechanics problem and he immediately declared that it was so easy. Needless to say he didn't know where to start, he's so nigelic.
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