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Paul is a all around awesome guy who is intelligent, funny, and a great friend. However, don't cross him because if you do he will skip over you and bang your bitch in retaliation. He, when faced with a challenge, will never give up. Paul is also the guy who just loves to have a good time and will accept virtually any bet.
Look at that awesome guy over there, his name must be Paul.
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A person who deserves to get a mug from urban dictionary with the definition of any word along with its title in urban dictionaries catalog. You might see a message below the definitions of words on urban dictionary that imply that you should give out one of these mugs and Paul's name may come up
Urban Dictionary :"get a Paul mug for your friend Paul"
Paul is usually tall and wears some goofy shoes, but they look real spiffy on him. He is sweet and usually has to cut his hair once a week. He wears glasses that look very good on him. And he is JACKED, he is HOT and he is PAUL. (BTW if you kiss Paul its magical like a unicorn on steroids)
Omg its HOT and JACKED Paul.
OMG PAUL HAVE MY CHILDREN.
Heyyy Paul 😏
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Paul can be your best friend or your worst enemy! He has a heart of gold and a 0 telerance for bullshit!! He is definetely a one of a kind ,no doubt about it! He has his imperfections but the good always weighs out the bad.paul is a man who is worth it
Paul is absolutely amazing and I adore him to death!
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A fun loving Alien hiding in a crashed car. In West America.
Graeme Willy: You are an alien!
Paul: To you I am, yes.
Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us?
Paul: "Why" does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?
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Paul is the guy im lowkey simping for even tho i have been friendzoned twice by him. he is the best person i have ever met and he makes me laugh so much. i love him so much even tho he never says it back. Paul if your reading this i like you.
Paul i like you
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That Kid from High school that randomly ask other school mates “are you a faggot?” down the hallways or in class. He then turned out to be gay himself and ended up coming out after High School.
B: Dude, is that Paul?
J: Yeah dude, he is out you know. I found him on craigslist spreading his ass and posting nudes at the M4M section.
M: isn’t that the little fucker who was asking randos in the hallways at school if they gay?
J: Yup, he moaned and squealed for more when I topped him last week. Total twink who loves dom tops. Guess his my no.4 now.
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