The sh word

The sh word is a forbidden word because its racist and it discriminates the peshkir

Person A: hello shki##e
Person B: Im not friends with you you said the sh word
NejaProGejmer: i am the bodyguard of peshkir and now i will kill you

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OH SH

A phrase used in "OH SH" situations.

May also be used when there is not enough time to pronounce the whole phrase, such as the split seconds before your head is blown off.

Police: Your parents are dead.
You: OH SH

Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
You: OH SH

Secret Service: Is that a sniper?
JFK: OH SH-
Secret Service:.....OH....SH.

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SH Mob

A very feared mob residing all over America. Origins are believed to be somewhere in the Bay Area, California.

The SH Mob started stealing cars on our block again; nobody can stop these Mobsters.

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sh-doink

A word commonly used by those of homosexual decent indicating they would like a large thick rounded blunt object resembling a penis to be shoved up their rectum.

Hey man how you feeling?
Pretty good man I could really use a sh-doink

Sh计

1) A stylish way to write shit. 计 is a Chinese character but looks like it. Can be used when chat has a swear filter.

1) In WoW
Dabest_Pwner: Hahahaahah! Attack me and you get pwned! Haha run away Orc cowards!
JustaWoWplayer: This game is hard! I keep getting pwned by them Orcs! This game is sh计.
Dabest_Pwner: You must be Asian?
JustaWoWplayer: No I'm just trying to write s***.

2) IRL (in real life)
Gangsta: Man this is hard. The police are everywhere and we ain't gonna escape them popos. What loads of shit. Can't they stop sticking their noses in our business?
Crime Boss: Well well well. If they gonna catch us we gonna pop their ass! We'll show em who's boss!

sh*t

A pious person's attempt at swearing

Oh sh*t, I forgot my Bible at the church.

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Sh-do it

A combination of the word "Just" and the phrase "do it." This is a demand in which one orders another to carry out something.

Guy 1:"Hey dude, can you get a beer for me?"
Guy 2:"Nah man, get it yourself you lazy sack o' shit."
Guy 1:"Sh-do it man."

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