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An evil, evil place that sells tasteless sandwiches made from cheap, stale ingredients shipped over from third-world countries, and markets them as "fresh" and "healthy" (despite the fact that most of the sandwiches they serve, for example, meatball subs; have as much calories and fat as a cheeseburger from McDonalds). They overcharge for their food, and like McDonalds, are intent on World Domination. Also have really badly made television commercials featuring an irritating guy called Jared Fogle who used to be extremely fat but is now just extremely ugly and annoying.
If I had to work at Subway, I would kill myself.
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?
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The Subway is ass to ass fecal transfer, as in to shit from one anus into another.
Her first job as a porn star was to be on the receiving end of The Subway.
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pooping inside someone's ass and they return the favor, forever preferably.
"Yo man you want to go pay some Romanian hookers to subway each other?"
People will mistake you for talking about the restaurant Subway.
Hey Bob, I'm gonna go to the subway station.
"I didn't know they had a station for a sandwich store?"
Maff’s favourite hangover place, he would sell his soul for a foot long, one day he’ll realise he can make sandwiches at home though. Maff can be heard shouting at his phone ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING SANDWICH, but it is.
1. I’m hungover someone get me a subway
2. “Where’s Maff”, “he’s buggering himself With a frozen subway”
giving oral sex to a policeman's partner whilst they are on the beat.
whilst Officer Rothwell was arresting criminals Gary would go round and commence subwaying his wife.
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The act of a woman receiving simultaneous penis insertion from two males in her vagina. The back and forth action from the two males creates a subway like visual.
That chick is a whore, we ran a subway on her last week.
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